Haiku Error Messages

Three things are certain:		Everything is gone;
	Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. -- David Dixon		Your life's work has been destroyed. Squeeze trigger (yes/no)? -- David Carlson
I'm sorry, there's -- um --		Windows NT crashed.
	insufficient -- what's-it-called? The term eludes me ... -- Owen Mathews		I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. -- Peter Rothma
Seeing my great fault		The code was willing,
	Through darkening blue windows I begin again -- Chris Walsh		It considered your request, But the chips were weak. -- Barry L. Brumitt
Printer not ready.		A file that big?
	Could be a fatal error. Have a pen handy? -- Pat Davis		It might be very useful. But now it is gone. -- David J. Liszewski
Errors have occurred.		Server's poor response
	We won't tell you where or why. Lazy programmers. -- Charlie Gibbs		Not quick enough for browser. Timed out, plum blossom. -- Rik Jespersen
Chaos reigns within.		Login incorrect.
	Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. -- Suzie Wagner		Only perfect spellers may enter this system. -- Jason Axley
This site has been moved.		Wind catches lily
	We'd tell you where, but then we'd have to delete you. -- Charles Matthews		scatt'ring petals to the wind: segmentation fault -- Nick Sweeney
First snow, then silence.		ABORTED effort:
	This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully. -- Simon Firth		Close all that you have. You ask way too much. -- Mike Hagler
The Tao that is seen		With searching comes loss
	Is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner. -- Bill Torcaso		and the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found. -- Howard Korder
Stay the patient course		The Web site you seek
	Of little worth is your ire The network is down -- David Ansel		cannot be located but endless others exist -- Joy Rothke
There is a chasm		A crash reduces
	of carbon and silicon the software can't bridge -- Rahul Sonnad		your expensive computer to a simple stone. -- James Lopez
To have no errors		Yesterday it worked
	Would be life without meaning No struggle, no joy -- Brian M. Porter		Today it is not working Windows is like that -- Margaret Segall
No keyboard present		You step in the stream,
	Hit F1 to continue Zen engineering? -- Jim Griffith		but the water has moved on. This page is not here. -- Cass Whittington
Out of memory.		Hal, open the file
	We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. -- Francis Heaney		Hal, open the damn file, Hal open the, please Hal -- Jennifer Jo Lane
The ten thousand things		Having been erased,
	How long do any persist? Netscape, too, has gone. -- Jason Willoughby		The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. -- Judy Birmingham
Rather than a beep		Serious error.
	Or a rude error message, These words: "File not found." -- Len Dvorkin		All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. -- Ian Hughes